Yoland Swagginson
Yoland Swagginson is a famous bard, poet and lyricist. He usually performs at royal courts, exclusive galas and private parties for the elites. To book him for your party, you need to plan at least three years in advance. His public performances draw huge crowds and are typically held at large theaters or arenas. Flyers are posted months in advance, and tickets for front row seats are affordable only to wealthy elites.
His signature phrase is Taste the Sound, Feel the Music.
He often collaborates with Drake, Bruno Ares and Jousting Beaver.
Yoland does not know how to play any musical instruments. In lieu of a lute or a harp, he uses SASHA, an enchanted mace which amplifies, and modulates his voice.
Hit Songs
- His most famous hit song is When You Send Me Ravens.
- I Can't Feel My Mace When I'm With You
- Bad boys, bad boys, what you gonna do? What you gonna do when they swag on you?
Swaggin Squad
Yoland is usually accompanied by his questing buddies who are usually referred to as the Swaggin Squad. The squad includes:
- Halfling Rogue Marlen Overbite
- Half-Orc Barbarian Miley Cider
- Wood Elf Druid S'cus Mei
- Dwarf Cleric Margerine Scotch
Performances
Yoland's next grand performance will take place at the Bacon Theater in Fairhaven.
