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| − | Jerk Blackhammer is a Dwarf blacksmith | + | Jerk Blackhammer is a Dwarf blacksmith. He used to have a small shop in the dockside part of [[Fairhaven]]. His actual name is Trogbeard. He is rude, crude, sexist douche bag, and generally, the worst person ever. His wares are sub-par, and most customers who venture into his shop agree that he should fuck the hell off and eat a bag of dicks. |
| − | + | <s>His business may burn down one day, totally by accident, and it will definitely have nothing to do with the [[Protagonists]].</s> His business did burn down and it had nothing to do with the [[Protagonists]] and everything to do with the [[Siege of Fairhaven]]. Jerk himself got out of the city, and re-located his business as far away from the undead menace as he could: he currently runs a shop in [[Fynwell]]. | |
| − | [[ | + | The reason why he stays in business is that he works as a fence for the [[Thieves Guild]]. Back in Fairhaven he was involved with [[Smiling Sullivan]] and the [[Fairhaven Cartel]] and his shop was merely a front. |
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| + | Jerk usually sells: | ||
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| + | * Sub par Weapons | ||
| + | * Sub par Armor | ||
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| + | Jerk buys: | ||
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| + | * Stolen goods, but only if you're Thieves Guild. | ||
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| + | His prices are awful. Do not shop here. | ||
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| + | [[Category:Shopkeeper]] [[Category:Fairhaven Resident]] [[Category:Fynwell Resident]] [[Category:Thieves Guild Member]] [[Category:Dwarf]] | ||
Latest revision as of 07:07, 1 March 2018
Jerk Blackhammer is a Dwarf blacksmith. He used to have a small shop in the dockside part of Fairhaven. His actual name is Trogbeard. He is rude, crude, sexist douche bag, and generally, the worst person ever. His wares are sub-par, and most customers who venture into his shop agree that he should fuck the hell off and eat a bag of dicks.
His business may burn down one day, totally by accident, and it will definitely have nothing to do with the Protagonists. His business did burn down and it had nothing to do with the Protagonists and everything to do with the Siege of Fairhaven. Jerk himself got out of the city, and re-located his business as far away from the undead menace as he could: he currently runs a shop in Fynwell.
The reason why he stays in business is that he works as a fence for the Thieves Guild. Back in Fairhaven he was involved with Smiling Sullivan and the Fairhaven Cartel and his shop was merely a front.
Jerk usually sells:
- Sub par Weapons
- Sub par Armor
Jerk buys:
- Stolen goods, but only if you're Thieves Guild.
His prices are awful. Do not shop here.
