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| − | Jerk Blackhammer is a Dwarf blacksmith with a small shop in the dockside part of [[Fairhaven]]. He is rude, crude, sexist douche bag, and generally, the worst person ever. His wares are sub-par, and most customers who venture into his shop agree that he should fuck the hell off and eat a bag of dicks. | + | Jerk Blackhammer is a Dwarf blacksmith with a small shop in the dockside part of [[Fairhaven]]. His actual name is Trogbeard. He is rude, crude, sexist douche bag, and generally, the worst person ever. His wares are sub-par, and most customers who venture into his shop agree that he should fuck the hell off and eat a bag of dicks. |
His business may burn down one day, totally by accident, and it will definitely have nothing to do with the [[Protagonists]]. | His business may burn down one day, totally by accident, and it will definitely have nothing to do with the [[Protagonists]]. | ||
Revision as of 18:33, 16 June 2016
Jerk Blackhammer is a Dwarf blacksmith with a small shop in the dockside part of Fairhaven. His actual name is Trogbeard. He is rude, crude, sexist douche bag, and generally, the worst person ever. His wares are sub-par, and most customers who venture into his shop agree that he should fuck the hell off and eat a bag of dicks.
His business may burn down one day, totally by accident, and it will definitely have nothing to do with the Protagonists.
The reason why he stays in business is that he works as a fence for Smiling Sullivan and his shop is merely a front.
Jerk sells:
- Sub par Weapons
- Sub par Armor
Jerk buys:
- Stolen goods, but only if you're Thieves Guild or Smiling Sulivan's Crew.
His prices are awful. Do not shop here.
